I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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