recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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