How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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