How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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