return my video game
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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