Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
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heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
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WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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