I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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