clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
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Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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