we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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