Reggie can tackle my bush.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Randomize
