is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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