Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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