Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Randomize
