Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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