nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
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At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I came so hard my ears popped.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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