what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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