i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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