I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
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I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
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i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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