sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I have demons in me.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
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