everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize