we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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