So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
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I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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