What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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