Everything about him screamed your future.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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