I think my vagina is haunted
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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