All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
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I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
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She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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