The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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