Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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