I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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