I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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