i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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