It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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