Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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