Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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