Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking