i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.