mondays should just be called national damage control day
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
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Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
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I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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