On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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