Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Randomize
