You really coming over, don't trick.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'm at about main and main street
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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