what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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