WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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