I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I had to cum in my sink.
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