we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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