do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
We had to coat check the pizza.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
your like the ambassador to my penis.
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It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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