But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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