whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Barsexuality is the new black.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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