It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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