Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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