Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
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You pole danced in your parka.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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