You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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