GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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