UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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