Christians are straight up FREAKS
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
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Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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