Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
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Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
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Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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