and you said cock pushups were impossible
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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