just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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